Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Greg's Reasoning

Mom: Greg, why did you cut a 3 " hole in your sheet?
(What mom was really thinking - "Holy crap, this kid just sliced a hole in his Pottery Barn sheet set that I paid $50 for - shoot.")

Greg: I did it because I wanted a Speed Racer bedroom instead of trains.

Seriously. The reasoning of a 4.5 year old kills me.
Off to sew.


Chris said...

What you have learned from this:

1. Never spend $50.00 on a sheet.
2. When Greg speaks, you listen--decorate his room the way he wants, woman!
3. Never spend $50.00 on a sheet.

southern queen bee said...

Your blog is so funny. It makes me remember the kids younger days. My son and his friend around age 7, cut all the hair OFF my daughters Barbies. Now I have to worry that he make it home in one piece.(We just bought him his first truck).
Well look at it this way, he could have cut the pillowcases, curtains, etc.

Anonymous said...

Tell me you cursed just a little bit. I would have been LIVID. And by the way you are such a bargain hunter that I can't believe you paid that much for kids sheets...

Kristen said...

It was for the whole set and they were originally $50 and I got them for $29.

Still a lot for me to spend but they were the hard to find and have to have them train sheets!

kjtroxel said...

No he did not?!!! Did you REALLY ask that calmly? ;)

Kristen said...

Kj, how well do you know me? How do you THINK I asked him? ;)

Buzzings of a Queen Bee! said...

Oh no! I would have been in tears! But I guess it made sense to a 4 year old! So I have this kind of logic to look forward to when my Henry gets older? :)

Malinda said...

What a stinker!! I love the pbk sheets. They are so soft.
I still won't buy Grant bedding because he is so destructive.